Truth #1: 3AM Rebound is the best recovery drink ever created.
Truth #2: We gave a bat 3AM Rebound and it’s no longer blind.
Truth #3: We let Chuck Norris test 3AM Rebound and after his piss cured cancer.
Truth #4: Taking 3AM Rebound deletes all your drunk texts
Truth #5: Drake took 3AM Rebound and wrote “In my feelings”
Truth #6: Apple executives have been taking 3AM Rebound and now the company is worth $1 trillion dollars.
Truth #7: Leonardo DiCaprio took 3AM Rebound back in 2016 and finally won an Oscar.
Truth #8: Selena Gomez won’t stop taking 3AM Rebound because she doesn’t want to lose her number one spot on insta for having the most followers.
Truth #9: Trump took 3AM Rebound and won the 2016 elections. Sorry, America we banned him from taking it but he illegally got ahold of some. #classictrump
Truth #10: Thanos actually drank a 3AM Rebound before fighting the Avengers. Spoiler alert: he didn’t even need the Gauntlet.
Truth #11: 4 frat friends took 3AM Rebound and woke up the next day and created the dopest shorts company on earth.
Truth #12: 3AM Rebound is modeled after an herbal drink the founding fathers drank before writing the constitution. Merica!
Truth #13: We were sworn to secrecy but just have to say it. Jk rollings drank 3AM Rebound and... yeah you’re welcome!
Truth #14: Oprah just started taking 3AM. Now she might run for president. Would she win? YUP.
Truth #15: Taking 3AM Rebound every day of the week is a bit excessive. Ask Clark Kent. How do you think he became Superman?
Truth #16: Every night is a Friday night if you take 3AM Rebound. Damn straight.
Truth #17: Drinking 3AM rebound for girls is the equivalent of using a unicorn dust face mask before bed.
Truth #18: Do girls fart? Not if they drink 3AM Rebound.
Truth #19: Jennifer Aniston drinks 3AM rebound. Why do you think she doesn’t age?
Truth #20: Anyone seen drinking 3AM Rebound is more desirable. True story bro.
Truth #21: I gave my dog some 3AM Rebound and he turned into a Clydesdale.